The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Prayer
Our Pasta, Who Art In Properly Salted Boiling Water
Ronzoni Be Thy Name
Thy Appetites Come
Thy Will be done, on plate as it is in Italy
Give us this day our Garlic Bread
And Forgive us our Twriling Spoons, as we forgive those that Twirl their Pasta
And lead us not into Leftovers
But Deliver us from Pizza
For thine is a Pirate, with Parmesan, and Eye Patches, for ever and ever.
RAmen.
Labels: flying spaghetti monster, FSM, prayer, satire
posted by bugsoup @ 23:40
2 Comments
2 Comments:
Argggh, Matey! and Ramen.
All those who have not been touched by His Noodley Appendage, shall forever simmer in a pot of marinara sauce. The heathen scum.
We really need to get this sort of thing taught in school. It is a well known fact that throughout history, as the number of Pirates has decreased, the average global temperature has increased.
What else could glogal warming be attributed to except for our lack of Pirates and Pirate related activities in this modernized world.
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