The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Prayer

Our Pasta, Who Art In Properly Salted Boiling Water
Ronzoni Be Thy Name
Thy Appetites Come
Thy Will be done, on plate as it is in Italy
Give us this day our Garlic Bread
And Forgive us our Twriling Spoons, as we forgive those that Twirl their Pasta
And lead us not into Leftovers
But Deliver us from Pizza
For thine is a Pirate, with Parmesan, and Eye Patches, for ever and ever.


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At March 17, 2008 at 2:29 PM , Blogger DromedaryHump said...

Argggh, Matey! and Ramen.

All those who have not been touched by His Noodley Appendage, shall forever simmer in a pot of marinara sauce. The heathen scum.

At March 18, 2008 at 2:30 PM , Blogger bugsoup said...

We really need to get this sort of thing taught in school. It is a well known fact that throughout history, as the number of Pirates has decreased, the average global temperature has increased.

What else could glogal warming be attributed to except for our lack of Pirates and Pirate related activities in this modernized world.


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